Suzie Grimbly.dramallama
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Diary Entry #2
Today is the day I break Janie out of jail again. I know people all say that 4 year-olds can't go to jail but it's all a big fat lie. Of course we can!
If you want to know why Janie's in jail, it's because we got caught stealing french fries and she accidentally' jumped on the store manager and hit
him with her soda can, hoping to knock him unconscious so we could escape. Janie claimed to the judge that it was self defense, but you can never be sure with
her. She's a little nuts, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I was able to kunfu my way out but I had to leave Janie (again). So today I have to go and get
her out. With me I shall bring some french fries to help Janie gain back her health and a long stick. Just don't ask what that's for. Please
don't wish me luck, for to me that is very unlucky. The right thing to say would be "Put a llama in a coconut and shake it all
around." Oww! Sorry. I have to go. I see some cop cars in the driveway. Talk to you later!
You smell funny.
No, Howie. Africa isn't a country.
You have an abnormally large head.
Man, I just hate looking at fat people.
Did you know it's illegal to wear white after Labor Day?
Your mouth is moving, but I don't hear you at all. Maybe I'm deaf?
Has that mole always been there?
I saw this fat guy fall over once, and when he hit the floor, I think he bounced.
Suzie:
"Don't trust a Moe."
Cocoa
Snowball
Larry Lotus
Mittens
Cotton Candy
Walter
Black Jack
I luv Howie Llamo. He is sooooo amazing! I can even see my reflection on his bald head. He just isn't mature enough to comprehend me or reciprocate his feelings back. We are both four. Instead he likes that stinkin' 6 year-old Veronicaaaack. Why is it that they're all interested in older women? All her hairspray knocked Howie out, yet he still likes her! It's simply impossible! I show him love and care and bring him french fries yet he won't take that restraining order off me! Unbelievable. Atleast when Veronicaaaak's old and wrinkly (she's older than us, remember?) I shall have Howie to myself because Howie will be afraid of her ancient ugliness. MU HA HA HA HAH!!!

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If you leave me something maybe I'll read it :)
Howie Llamo
08/26/09
Janie Llama
05/30/09
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Janie Llama
04/19/09
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Janie Llama
04/09/09
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Howie Llamo
03/29/09
No, the Guy that sold it to me lied. It made my 4th hair fall out!!!!WAHHHHH
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Howie Llama
03/29/09
Janie Llama
03/28/09
Janie Llama
03/28/09
Janie Llama
03/22/09
Yay im soooo happy. but antwayy i wanted to tell u today is March 22nd and the sun is more shinyer then ever! i have to have the sun i just m]need to get it. im gonna like get all squirrelish if i dont have one i mean who cant resist the sun!!!!!!!!!! since u r wit howie at Gma shirleys house 4 the weekend i will have to try myself! PUT A LLAMA IN A COCONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janie Llama
02/06/09
If you leave me something maybe I'll read it :)