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My favorite book ever is called "Flight of the Llamas" by Miss Suzanne Luanne Grimbly aka me. The cover!!!image

The Suzie Diary

Hello everybody!!! To let everyone know more about this Suzie Howie Janie Llama thing, I have decided to come up with a diary that will tell you everything you need (and don't need) to know about us. I'll probably update once or twice a month.

Diary Entry #12
Happy Turkey Day!!!

Diary Entry #11
Yo. It's the Queen Suzie talking once again. Whatever llamas your mama, go for it!!! I'm suddenly feeling more Halloweenyish. Howie's gonna be a bumble bee, and Janie hasn't told me what she's being yet. Veronicaaaak is probably being something dumb, like a tooth fairy or princess.

Diary Entry #10
I can't believe summer is basically over! It, like, flew right by! Like I missed it or something! OH MY GOD! Maybe I was tricked into entering a time machine and skipped the month of July! Oh no!!!

Diary Entry #9
I can't believe summer is almost here! I love french fries!!!

Diary Entry #8
Did you like the poem? It's the best and only poem I've ever written. Someone give an award for it, please. You're killing me.

Diary Entry #7
Moe was a guy
Who liked turnips and pie
He fell over a toad
And cried till he croaked
So I took his kidney
-A poem by Suzie Grimbly

Diary Entry #6
Today Janie and I went to see Howie and his brother Jeffery. We never knew he had a brother, and is he cute! Jeffery is a few years younger than Howie, and he is as skinny as a broom! But that's probably because he is a broom. Jeffery is such a beautiful, intelligent person. He is long, and lean, and he has straw-colored hair. Yet me tell you, he was great at doing the tango!

Diary Entry #5
My theory proved to be incorrect. I got Howie a toilet plunger for Valentine's Day. He thought it was a dodo bird so he ran to his Grandma Shirley's screaming in terror. I am too disappointed to write more.

Diary Entry #4
As everybody knows, it's going to be Valentine's Day very soon! I'm going to get Howie something so amazing he won't be able to resist me and my awesomeness! My plan is genius! First I have to find a gift. Any ideas? Janie said that there was a chain saw on sale at the Womberszberbum Store, but we've both agreed it might be considered violent. We don't want him to pass out again like he did last Valentine's Day when I gave him a squirrel from the Slokavian Republic of Deformed Squirrels. It was so cute,too. What a shame. . .

Diary Entry #3
The Janie-breakout was successful. We threw a party afterwards. Howie was invited but he didn't show up. I seriously wonder why.


Diary Entry #2
Today is the day I break Janie out of jail again. I know people all say that 4 year-olds can't go to jail but it's all a big fat lie. Of course we can! If you want to know why Janie's in jail, it's because we got caught stealing french fries and she accidentally' jumped on the store manager and hit him with her soda can, hoping to knock him unconscious so we could escape. Janie claimed to the judge that it was self defense, but you can never be sure with her. She's a little nuts, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I was able to kunfu my way out but I had to leave Janie (again). So today I have to go and get her out. With me I shall bring some french fries to help Janie gain back her health and a long stick. Just don't ask what that's for. Please don't wish me luck, for to me that is very unlucky. The right thing to say would be "Put a llama in a coconut and shake it all around." Oww! Sorry. I have to go. I see some cop cars in the driveway. Talk to you later!


Diary Entry #1
Today Janie Llama and I were playing outside, one of our favorist games ever- hide and peek. Suddenly the sun started setting and it turned a beautiful shiny gold color. As you know, Janie Llama simply loves shiny stuff. She likes to collect it. You know, tin foil, pennies, glitter. But this glowing sun was even better. Janie simply needed him. So Janie went to me and asked for help. Of course I agreed- she's my best friend of course. First, we tried to jump up and catch him. We were so close you should have seen! However, the sun would not come down. Next we tried throwing rocks at him, so maybe he would fall down and Janie could catch him.We kept trying and trying but that sun is really glued up there! Even though we didn't get the sun down we really worked out our arms. But by then, it got all dark. The sun disappeared on us! I didn't know it was possible- how did he move without arms or legs? So far I have come to the conclusion that he rolled away on his round bottom.

Things I think about People that I don't say to their faces:

You smell funny.

No, Howie. Africa isn't a country.

You have an abnormally large head.

Man, I just hate looking at fat people.

Did you know it's illegal to wear white after Labor Day?

Your mouth is moving, but I don't hear you at all. Maybe I'm deaf?

Has that mole always been there?

I saw this fat guy fall over once, and when he hit the floor, I think he bounced.

Quote of the Day

Suzie:

"Don't trust a Moe."



Pure Down-to-the-Bone Blabbage

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Suzie Grimbly. She ran away from home at age four to found Llamish Paradise Island with her friend Janie Llama. There they lived in paradise, eating french fries and breeding flying llamas. Presently Suzie and Janie fly around the world on their llamas stealing billions of french fries each year. They are wanted in countries all over the world. Suzie is supposedly an evil genius who (if she wanted to) could destroy the world as we know it. She is in love with the bald Howie Llamo. However, he has no feelings toward her except fear and rancor. He is presently going out with 6-year-old Veronicaakk, a beautiful rival of the great Suzie. Meanwhile, Suzie's accomplice Janie Llama has been unable to comment on the situation, currently sitting in a cell in the most secure, guarded prison of the country. She is awaiting Suzie Grimbly to break her out again.

THE END



My Pets Again:

Cocoa
Snowball
Larry Lotus
Mittens
Cotton Candy
Walter
Black Jack


*don't ask about Walter*

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If you leave me something maybe I'll read it :)

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    Howie Llamo

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    08/26/09

    09/15/09

    Reply from Suzie Grimbly:

    god, howie, stop bugging people about michael jackson!!! they don't care about him!!!
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    Janie Llama

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    05/30/09

    no problem i hope u like them i tryed to get u what u would like

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    Janie Llama

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    04/19/09

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    Janie Llama

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    04/09/09

    WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME I NEED A MIDDLE NSME SEND ME ONE!!!

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    04/13/09

    Reply from Suzie Grimbly:

    i dunno maybe
    Georgina
    Jeanette
    Bimberlynn
    Paulina
    Kaye
    Fink
    Chuck

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    Howie Llamo

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    03/29/09

    No, the Guy that sold it to me lied. It made my 4th hair fall out!!!!WAHHHHHimage!!!


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    04/03/09

    Reply from Suzie Grimbly:

    !que lastima!image
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    Howie Llama

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    03/29/09

    imageyo homey gee this sight is hash crackalackin yo!!! peace out home dog!!!image
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    Janie Llama

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    03/28/09

    Suzie yer so amazin you are the best and i stink lke fish you have the greatest website ever
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    Janie Llama

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    03/28/09

    heyy suzie cool site but im changin my icon from a llama to a person soo bii
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    Janie Llama

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    03/22/09

    heyyy suzie oohhhh mmmmmm geeeeeee guess what 2 days ago it was my birthday YAYYYYY im 5 yrs old YAYYYYYYYY ( march 20th wazzz my bday)
    Yay im soooo happy. but antwayy i wanted to tell u today is March 22nd and the sun is more shinyer then ever! i have to have the sun i just m]need to get it. im gonna like get all squirrelish if i dont have one i mean who cant resist the sun!!!!!!!!!! since u r wit howie at Gma shirleys house 4 the weekend i will have to try myself! PUT A LLAMA IN A COCONUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Janie Llama

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    02/06/09

    heyy suzie its janie i hear the sun comes every day soo wwe can try again tomarroww and guess what i went to this garage sale and this really old fat wrinkley guyy sold me a me a net to catch the sun in ( unfortunately i lost half of the nett) ohhhh well i am going to trick the sun i am going to put a phone on the ground and wheen he goes to answer it i will come upp behind him and push him down, yess yes i no i no violence is never the answer but a 4 year old has to do what a 4 year old has to do to get the sun. AND I NEED THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND REMEMBER, THIS A SUPER MAPLE SPAWN DAY- IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE NEW YEAR AND DECADE!!!

Howie Llamo Forever

I luv Howie Llamo. He is sooooo amazing! I can even see my reflection on his bald head. He just isn't mature enough to comprehend me or reciprocate his feelings back. We are both four. Instead he likes that stinkin' 6 year-old Veronicaaaack. Why is it that they're all interested in older women? All her hairspray knocked Howie out, yet he still likes her! It's simply impossible! I show him love and care and bring him french fries yet he won't take that restraining order off me! Unbelievable. Atleast when Veronicaaaak's old and wrinkly (she's older than us, remember?) I shall have Howie to myself because Howie will be afraid of her ancient ugliness. MU HA HA HA HAH!!!


A Gazillion Reasons Why I am so much more attractive, desirable, hot, pretty, smart, just down right better than that ugly unattractive nose picking dustbunnyish sweaty stinky Veronicaaaaak


1. I am Suzie
2. She It is Veronicaaaaak
3. I am "Wanted in the United States, Canada, and the Slokakanian Republic of Deformed Squirrels"
4. Veronicaaaak smells funny
5. I didn't buy my nose
6. I can spell deoxyribonucleic acid correctly
7. Veronicaaaaak just isn't as awesome as me
8. I can raise one eyebrow and not the other
9. Her singing didn't even break any windows
10. I know the first 78 decimal places of pii

Llamish Paradise

Llamish Paradise is an island located the Bermuda Rectangle. It is a popular tourist attraction to many llamas and llama lovers, especially during the cheese hunting season. Click here to learn more and possibly book a vacation.

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